Band- Ruth Ruth
Album- Laughing Gallery
Song I Bought it for- Uninvited
End Result- rest of album sucked and in hindsight so did the song i bought it for
Band- Tripping Daisy
Album- I Am An Elastic Firecracker
Song I Bought it for- I Got A Girl
End Result- I dont like that song anymore but will still listen to it, found a really good song called “Trip Along”. rest of the album sucked
Band- Ugly Kid Joe
Album- Menace to Sobriety
Song I Bought it for- none actually, just curious about a third UKJ album
End Result- turns out the songs “God” and “Tomorrows World” were really good. the rest of the album not so much
Band- Prong
Album- Prove You Wrong
Song I Bought it for- Prove You Wrong
End Result- I have never listened to the rest of the album
Band- Hum
Album- You’d Prefer An Astronaut
Song I Bought it for- Stars
End Result- fucking amazing band and album. I strongly suggest buying it
Band- Green Jelly (Two albums)
Album- Cereal Killers/ 333
Song I Bought it for- Three Little Pigs/ The Bear Song
End Result- both albums sucked. lame attempt at sounding like Gwar
Band- Butthole Surfers
Album- Independent Worm Saloon
Song I Bought it for- Who Was In My Room Last Night
End Result- great band, great song, decent album
Band- Downthesun
Album- Downthesun
Song I Bought it for- Medicated
End Result- sucked. complete waste of money
Band- Fudge Tunnel
Album- Creep Diets
Song I Bought it for- Grey
End Result- song is ok. never listened to rest of album. never heard anything else from them
Band- Darwins Waiting Room
Album- Orphan
Song I Bought it for- Feel So Stupid
End Result- for a mid 90’s rap rock band they were ok. for a real band they sucked
Band- Crossbreed
Album- Synthetic Division
Song I Bought it for- Underlined
End Result- actually really great band. shame they broke up
Band- Reveille
Album- Laced
Song I Bought it for- Phoenix
End Result- fairly decent
Band- Soil
Album- Scars
Song I Bought it for- Halo
End Result- im running out of clever things to say. this album was actually really good
how can we forget the shenanigans of a one William Ragsdale. he brought us joy, he helps us thru fear, he married a mannequin and we saw inside his head….literally.
here is a salute to William Ragsdale
Fright Night
fright night 2

Mannequin 2: On The Move

Romy And Michelle: In The Beginning
Roadhouse 2: Last Call

Hermans Head
obviously i am not speaking of classics like seinfeld, i love lucy, perfect strangers or my two dads. i am talking about tv shows that are on the air right now.
Because of my hatred of the show i will let you know ahead of time you will not be seeing family guy on this list cause family guy is like the dane cook of tv shows, it just sucks…… so does dane cook (in case you didnt get that).
for some reason tho whenever i say dane cook or family guy sucks its never “oh well i disagree with you but whatever” its always “how can you not like family guy/dane cook” yet when i say The Simpsons is one of the best shows ever i get met with a harsh “simpsons suck now they used to be good family guys is way better”
seems like a double standard.
Also you will not see rescue me on here because of well….. fuck denis leary. so dont even tell me i forgot to add that show. i didnt forget the show sucks and denis leary is unfunny, unoriginal and not at all enjoyable to watch on any tv show.
But I digress. here is my list of the best shows on TV right now:
The Simposons
Archer
Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia
30 Rock
South Park
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Psych
Modern Family
Hot In Cleveland (yeah this made the list cause whats better than a drunk betty white?)
Franklin and Bash
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The Single Guy

Caroline in the city

Veronica’s Closet

All American Girl

George

Homeboys in outer space (yes that existed)

Small Wonder

Life on a Stick

Tatanka

High Energy

Doink (and Dink)

Repo Man

The Red Rooster

Max Moon

Duke “The Dumpster” Droese

Damien Demento

Skinner

Man Mountain Rock

Bastion Booger/Fryer ferguson

The Godwins (Henry O. Godwin-H.O.G. Phyneus I. Godwin- P.I.G.)

Nailz

Papa Shango

Men On A Mission

10. lite brite
9. whatchamacallit
8. bonkers (people being crushed by giant food)
7.my buddy/ kid sister
6. teddy ruxpin (creepy as hell)
5. I learned it from watching you
4. pee wee says dont do crack
3. nature valley chewy granola bar
2. you’re peanut butter hit my chocolate
1. dont get it